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resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void
where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by
bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use
while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid
by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell
securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some
viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For
recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If
condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts
inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without
notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if
mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of
agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many
suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem
right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with
the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep
cool. process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List
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file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to
perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for
private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early
withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays
maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp
here. Avoid contact with skin. sanitized for your protection. Be sure each
item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly
higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not
eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions
before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No
purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of
carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated
are. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for
veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some
equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian
coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or
horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not
for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull
down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of
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purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
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No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold
by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This article does not
reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends,
or my cat. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights
reserved. You may distribute this article freely but you may not make a
profit from it. Terms are subject to change without notice. Illustrations
are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove
this disclaimer under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low
heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions allowed.
For a limited time only. This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or
otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Article is provided "as is" without
any warranties. Reader assumes full responsibility. An equal opportunity
article. No shoes, no shirt, no articles. quantities are limited while
supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them
yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own
risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit
materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is
advised. Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children.
Limit one-per-family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You
need not be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries not
included. Instructions are included. Action figures sold separately. No
preservatives added. Slippery when wet. Safety goggles may be required
during use. Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is
broken. Call before you dig. Not liable for damages arising from use or
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is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a
physician. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy FUn Ball may suddenly
accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core,
which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked
at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinute use of Happy Fun
Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling
in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech, Temporary
blindness, Profuse Sweating, or Heart palpitations. If Happy Fun Ball
begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy
Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun
Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under
refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball,
Wacky Products Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical
Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include
an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer
space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and
is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun
Ball. May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death. Articles
are ribbed for your pleasure. Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
Offer valid only at participating sites. Slightly higher west of the
Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read.
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tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God,
neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or
unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered
serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom
vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and
incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water,
motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof,
broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include,
but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers,
napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays,
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